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Blown Away By Christmas

December 28, 2010 · 10 comments

Image Watercolor © Jean Burman

A cyclone blew through here in the early hours of Christmas morning. No harm done. In fact… I managed to sleep through it blissfully unaware of the wildly waving palm trees outside my bedroom door.  But a 6.30 am wake up call from a friend holidaying in New Zealand soon put paid to that [they are three hours ahead]

“Miss Jean… are you okay?  Merry Christmas by the way…”

I rubbed my eyes and checked the time on my phone before replying in a sleepy voice

“Morning Miss J… yes… Merry Christmas to you too… um… why yes of course I’m okay… why wouldn’t I be?”

“You’re having a cyclone that’s why… check out the window… are you sure you’re alright?” [Being three hours ahead Miss J already knew ahead of time what was about to happen across the planet via the early morning news - grin]

I looked out the window onto the back deck… and the floaty new curtains I’d installed earlier were flying three sheets to the wind. I imagined the furniture had moved and the palm trees were whipping about wildly.

To say I was shocked would be a nonchalant overstatement…[given my years in the north and the experience of more than my fair share of cyclones]… but I was surprised yes… in the very least… that I’d slept through the whole darned thing!

Of course… I had heard the thunder… and it was a bit blowy out there… but where on earth had this cyclone come from… out of the blue in the early hours of this otherwise ordinary Christmas Day?

Cartoon © Jean Burman

My next thought was born out of hard won experience… as I thought of all those poor parents out there who had probably been awake half the night trying to get the kids back to sleep before first light.

Thoughts of Christmas Eve’s gone by… with overexcited kids not wanting to go to sleep and then coming in to check [every hour after that]

“Mummy is it time to get up yet?”

“Noooo” I would howl… “not before first light!  Go back to bed… and watch out for Santa… you don’t want HIM to catch you up and about!”

By this time of course… they had usually spotted the tree in the dim half light groaning under the weight.  Of course they knew he had been already… they were kids weren’t they? [grin]

And you could bet your bottom dollar that on the way back to bed they would swing by that tree [standing innocently there in the darkness] for a shake of a box here or there to establish what might be actually in it.

And then of course… this shaking and rattling about would usually alert the other kids [who had up until now been sound asleep]… and then tip-toed out to join the fray in the dim early light to investigate under cover of darkness the mysteries that lay beneath!

“Go back to sleeeeep” I would painfully cry… snuggling back down with the doona pulled up over my head.  Surely the night can’t be that short?

But it was.  And it is.  And there is no sleep for the wicked [or the naughty or the nice]

No… on Christmas Eve all bets are off for a good night’s sleep to be had anywhere on the planet.  Especially when there are kids and/or cyclones involved… and the promise of those intriguing surprises that lie beneath that magical tree that stands sentinel in the corner of child friendly lounge rooms across the planet.

Christmas is fun.  There should be more of it.  But then when would we ever sleep?

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Read SOUL FOODthe making of my Christmas Cake – over on DearDotCom

Leave a note… here or there… enjoy the Festive Season!

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Cartoon © 2008 Jean Burman

Yesterday morning over coffee at the Queensland Art Gallery I was fortunate enough to have a few words with the late great Vincent Van Gogh.  What a nice man he turned out to be! [grin]  Here is the interview!

Me:

Hi Mr Van Gogh… you don’t know me at all… but I was wondering if I could take a moment of your time here today to talk about your art… and how it goes with you in general?

Vincent:

Yeah thanks Jean. I really do appreciate you taking the time to listen. So many people simply just don’t.

Me:

Well Mr Van Gogh… you might be interested to know that not much has changed over all the years.

Vincent:

Geez Jean… I’m really sorry to hear that. As you know… I almost gave up a number of times. If it wasn’t for Theo I think I would have given up way sooner than I eventually did. I mean… a man’s gotta eat… get around… and sleep warm and dry.

Me:

Yeah I know. Can really relate. Hey… I’ve been meaning to ask Vincent… what made you do it?  I mean… cutting your ear off ‘n all and ending it all so tragically. That’s kind of left of centre you know!

Besides… don’t you know how famous you are now?

Vincent:

Famous? You’re kidding me right? Says who?

Me:

Says me. Says everyone! The Establishment loves you! People love you!  Academia hails your work as epiphanous with the gleam of a thousand revolving stars in their eyes… and totally *way out of this world*. Heck… your Irises sold for a cool $101 million!

Vincent:

Holy smoke Jean! How did that happen? Back in the day… my only collector was Theo… and he made the difference between life and death for me. Put a roof over. Kept the wolf from the door… that sort of thing.

Me:

Well Mr Van Gogh… I’m sad to say… there’s still plenty of wolves out there today… [most of them in sheep's clothing - but I digress]… but let me assure you they wouldn’t be hanging by your door nowadays… [if you were still here I mean... and if you still had one that is!]

Vincent:

[*long wistful almost inaudible sigh*] Ahhh… how it’s all changed. If only I knew then what I know now.

Me:

Yep… everything looks easy in 20/20 hindsight eh?

Vincent:

Yep. Sure does.

Me:

You set a precedent way back then you know.  Nowadays you’ve got to do something really spectacular to get noticed! [Like die] *wink*

The more things change the more they stay the same eh… [grin]

Artists are still struggling.  Overworked… underpaid… undervalued… under loved… under appreciated.  And all the other “unders” until the undertaker comes along and puts ‘em 6 foot under!

And that’s when things really spin out and get scarey.

Because when people realise that there’s no more coming from where those came from… [as a consequence of being... um... dead] then suddenly you’re IN. Flavour of the month in fact. 

Vincent:

Yeah? [incredulous... Vincent shakes his head]

Me:

Yep… and it’s a hellava price to pay.  And you know what I mean.

But hey… look at YOU!

All famous n’all.

What more could you want?

At least you made it EVENTUALLY! [grin]

That’s more than most artists can expect in the 21st century. There’s so many of us now. It’s not like the private club you guys had!

You know… all that sitting around sipping absynthe into the wee small hours.  The gun fights and the camaraderie… the fisticuffs at dawn out in the street?  You guys had it made!

Nowadays artists battle it out behind the front line on easels and keyboards across the nation. Across the whole wide world in fact. It’s a tough gig. But someone’s gotta do it. And it’s not like you’re around anymore to take up the slack!

Vincent:

Gee… I reckon.  You guys have really got it tough.  You look like you could use a hug.

Me: [blushing]

Yeah well… that would be nice if you’ve got one to spare.

Vincent:

Sure thing… get over here!  (((hugs all round)))

Jean:

Well Vincent… I can call you Vincent right?  It’s been really nice talking to you. And I’m so pleased you took the time to talk back. That’s so cool… and something that doesn’t happen all that often these days when people are so pushed for time.

So thanks a bunch for taking the time to talk to me here today.

It was lovely to meet you after all this time…

and to know that you’re still absolutely just fine!

We’re grateful you know for your time here on earth…

and all that you had to say

and we’re following faithfully each day in your steps…

keeping the art world at bay.

The Creative Dilemma – related Post from the Archive.

Leave a comment – [messages will be passed on to Mr Van Gogh as they come to hand]

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DearDotCom [update]

September 23, 2010 · 13 comments

I know I know.  I’m not supposed to be mixing up the blogs.  But I had such fun filming and editing this little video clip on Sunday so thought I’d put it up for you [here] as well.

I’ve had more issues with the blog this week… hence the feed coming in late.

But at last it has been sorted and we should be good to go from here.

Happy days everyone!

[Hope you enjoy the vid]

Just a bit of fun.

Life is not the way it is… it’s the way you make it.

Accept nothing less (((chuckles)))

www.DearDotCom.com

Painting today… so on with the show :-)

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I rarely get sick… but when I do… I have the habit of doing it rather spectacularly!

I’ve been under the weather for over a week now and I don’t want to be. But for now there’s not much I can do about it [except get better!] And the fact that I am writing this [at all] means I must be on the mend!

Progress!

I sometimes wonder if viruses aren’t nature’s way of slowing us down. Knocking us back into shape. And offering us the opportunity to take a breath and make a few recommended adjustments! [Grin]

Sometimes we get a bit out of sync.

We know we’re out of sync with what’s “meant to be” when life gets kind of clunky. We’re busy. We’re working. We’re doing all we can. But life’s not co-operating with the plan… [our plan!]

No surprises that there are a number of universal truths that might be at play here!

You WILL always get stuck in traffic on the one day you are late.
You WILL always get sick on the one day you miss your vitamins.
You WILL always miss the bus right before it rains.
You WILL always notice the speed camera right after you sail past the sign.
You WILL discover the hole under the arm of your favourite jumper just when you were getting comfortable in it!
You WILL only notice barking dogs crying children and the low distant thump of sub woofers when you’re sick and you’re trying to write!

You know what I mean… [chuckles]

Learning to accept what’s “meant to be” sometimes seems like the hardest thing!

But resistance is useless!

Life won’t be forced…
because Life IS the force! [grin]

Sometimes we just have to shrug and say
“For now THIS IS what’s meant to be!”
[And look for the lesson in there somewhere - grin]

Last night’s super cool giant oval orange moon – amazing eh?

John Lennon once wrote…
“Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans”
He was right.

It could just be those “other plans” that get us so unravelled…
and sometimes there is real value in letting them go!

Letting go allows “what will be” to simply BE…
and that’s [more often than not] when things just magically happen.

That’s all for now… paracetamol and back to bed!
Comments [and commiserations] gratefully received… and promptly replied to!

PS Take a look at this you tube clip. I have the DVD. Don’t you think Deepak has the most reassuringly soothing voice? (((chuckles)))

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