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Blown Away By Christmas

December 28, 2010 · 10 comments

Image Watercolor © Jean Burman

A cyclone blew through here in the early hours of Christmas morning. No harm done. In fact… I managed to sleep through it blissfully unaware of the wildly waving palm trees outside my bedroom door.  But a 6.30 am wake up call from a friend holidaying in New Zealand soon put paid to that [they are three hours ahead]

“Miss Jean… are you okay?  Merry Christmas by the way…”

I rubbed my eyes and checked the time on my phone before replying in a sleepy voice

“Morning Miss J… yes… Merry Christmas to you too… um… why yes of course I’m okay… why wouldn’t I be?”

“You’re having a cyclone that’s why… check out the window… are you sure you’re alright?” [Being three hours ahead Miss J already knew ahead of time what was about to happen across the planet via the early morning news - grin]

I looked out the window onto the back deck… and the floaty new curtains I’d installed earlier were flying three sheets to the wind. I imagined the furniture had moved and the palm trees were whipping about wildly.

To say I was shocked would be a nonchalant overstatement…[given my years in the north and the experience of more than my fair share of cyclones]… but I was surprised yes… in the very least… that I’d slept through the whole darned thing!

Of course… I had heard the thunder… and it was a bit blowy out there… but where on earth had this cyclone come from… out of the blue in the early hours of this otherwise ordinary Christmas Day?

Cartoon © Jean Burman

My next thought was born out of hard won experience… as I thought of all those poor parents out there who had probably been awake half the night trying to get the kids back to sleep before first light.

Thoughts of Christmas Eve’s gone by… with overexcited kids not wanting to go to sleep and then coming in to check [every hour after that]

“Mummy is it time to get up yet?”

“Noooo” I would howl… “not before first light!  Go back to bed… and watch out for Santa… you don’t want HIM to catch you up and about!”

By this time of course… they had usually spotted the tree in the dim half light groaning under the weight.  Of course they knew he had been already… they were kids weren’t they? [grin]

And you could bet your bottom dollar that on the way back to bed they would swing by that tree [standing innocently there in the darkness] for a shake of a box here or there to establish what might be actually in it.

And then of course… this shaking and rattling about would usually alert the other kids [who had up until now been sound asleep]… and then tip-toed out to join the fray in the dim early light to investigate under cover of darkness the mysteries that lay beneath!

“Go back to sleeeeep” I would painfully cry… snuggling back down with the doona pulled up over my head.  Surely the night can’t be that short?

But it was.  And it is.  And there is no sleep for the wicked [or the naughty or the nice]

No… on Christmas Eve all bets are off for a good night’s sleep to be had anywhere on the planet.  Especially when there are kids and/or cyclones involved… and the promise of those intriguing surprises that lie beneath that magical tree that stands sentinel in the corner of child friendly lounge rooms across the planet.

Christmas is fun.  There should be more of it.  But then when would we ever sleep?

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Read SOUL FOODthe making of my Christmas Cake – over on DearDotCom

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Merry Christmas Everyone!

December 21, 2007 · 25 comments

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artwork & content Copyright Jean Burman 2007

Well it’s that time of year again… already! That time… when all is calm and all is bright… when sleigh bells ring (if you’re listening)… and the snow is a’ glistening…. and it’s a beautiful sight and we’re happy tonight cos we’re walking in a winter wonderland… ahhhhh… *sigh*

….zzzzzzzzzrrrrrrrrruuuuppppppp… Huh?

Yeah… right-o then! Cos nothing… but nothing could be further from the truth in the “blistering” heat of a true blue Aussie Christmas… (whatever a true blue Aussie Christmas is… that is!)

Many have tried over the years to analyse just what constitutes Christmas in the Antipodes but the quintessential Aussie Christmas is still a bit of a mystery (even to we Aussies) steeped as it is in the stereotype of the time honoured tradition of backyard barbies and brawls with the rellies… as the heat-induced stress-stroke of the season sets in! Some people do go a little troppo at this time of the year from the heat… others are pretty much dingo-bango all year round… (but that’s another story for another day) ;-)

But whoever we are… it is a perplexing and confusing time of the year for most Aussies… as traditional images of a Northern Hemisphere Christmas are seen emblazened across everything from billboards to greeting cards… and fir trees sprinkled with fake snow line the supermarket aisles and even the streets!

Many have tried in the past to shake these “frozen” images from our social consciousness by replacing Santa’s reindeer with the old “six white boomers routine” (they’re kangaroos in case you were wondering) and replacing the words of favourite christmas carols with improvised aussie lyrics (all of which simply just don’t wash).

And so it would apparently seem… as the big day approaches… here we all are “high and wrung out to dry” in our stubbies singlets and thongs waiting on our surfboards for the next wave!

But perhaps this is far too theatrical a description of Christmas… celebrated here (as it is) in high summer… and the truth probably lies somewhere vaguely… well… somewhere else!

So to put paid to all myths and stereotypes… in reality

92% of Aussies eat Christmas Dinner in the comfort of their air conditioned homes where

70% will enjoy traditionally cooked Christmas Fare including turkey, baked ham and Christmas Pud!

56% of us agree that spending time with family and friends is the very best thing about Christmas.

Less than 10% of Aussies say that giving and receiving of presents is the highlight of the day (kids were obviously not consulted in this survey! -grin-)

75% expect to eat too much (ah but a moment on the lips… then forever on the hips!)

and only 43% are annoyed by the heat (there was however no mention of flies!)

And when asked to sum up their feelings for Christmas in just one word… these words were the most commonly expressed…

HAPPY – EXCITING – SPECIAL – FUN – FAMILY – RELAXING – EXHAUSTING – HECTIC – WONDERFUL – JOYFUL – FANTASTIC – ENJOYABLE…

Clearly… we are a pretty confused bunch! But when it comes down to the wire… I guess you could say that Aussies celebrate Christmas pretty much like everyone else on the planet… it may be hot as hell… but we just get around it by getting on with having a great time!

IT’S BEEN A BUSY 18 DAYS SINCE MY LAST POST

during which time…

1. I helped my brother sell and pack up the family beach house at Bingil Bay which was built by my Dad and two brothers in 1980 on a block of land my parents bought back in 1974 (to ease their pain and provide a focus) two years after the tragic death of my older brother. With Mum and Dad now gone there seemed little point in holding onto it any longer. There was always the ongoing maintenance of a house near the sea… and the need for someone to make the 2 hour journey on a regular basis to keep a check on things. It was time.
So it has been an emotionally charged couple of weeks… packing up the last of our family memories from over that time… all of which are now neatly contained within the four sides of two tightly packed tea chests containing photographs and precious letters of our exchanges over the years. Maybe one day I will find the strength and courage to read them all again!

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Many of you will remember how Cyclone Larry passed through the area 18 months ago. Here is our little beach house after the storm!

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… and here it is 18 months later (there is no accounting for the rejuvenative powers of the tropics!)

2. I also hosted a Christmas Lunch for 60 for the First Wednesday Lunch Club (held on the second Wednesday of course! -grin-)… for which I also baked, iced and decorated the Christmas Cake. Man… was that a production! And I am definitely not about to give up my day job. Up to my elbows in mixed chopped fruit… I was high as a kite for a week on the “wafting aroma” of over-proof rum and cognac! Here is the finished work!

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So… all in all it’s been a hectic lead up to Christmas here… but I have managed to decorate our home with Christmas cheer… despite the fact we don’t have a Christmas tree this year… as someone (who shall remain nameless cos I’m going to kill him -grin-)… in his over-enthusiastic efforts to clear out the garage managed to jettison the neatly-boxed and clearly-marked “Christmas Tree” into the skip bin destined for the landfill! I sent him out to look for it… but so far NO LUCK! I could go out and buy a new one… but where would be the fun in that!? *wink* and (big cheeky grin)

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE – may the joy of the season be overwhelming!

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